Elijah Bryson, DVM
Note to Demetrius

eric—tate:

Thank you for your wonderful insight, Cheekbones. But I’m no one’s “bitch”, as you so eloquently put it. I thought someone who was supposed to be so intelligent and classy would have a better vocabulary and not be so vulgar, but I suppose not. 

And I’m not “indecisive”, I’m clearly with Demetrius as he is my master in case you hadn’t noticed but that whole thing was a joke for the hour and it was a bit entertaining. And double penetration is actually easier than you’d think, but thanks for your concern. Don’t you have to go canoodle with creepy housemaids or something?

Really? You’re the pet of one, flirt with another, write an offensive note to your master by command of the other, and yet deny you meant the words to begin with. Truly, it’s dizzying. And just so we’re clear, I never said I was classy. Saying the word “fuck” makes me smile.

As for the double penetration, I’m glad you find it easy. Cause it’s clear that it’s exactly what you intend to do for awhile.

Note to Demetrius

eric—tate:

elijahbryson:

Pathetic…

At least I stick to my word. 

Doesn’t make up for the fact that you’re the bitch of not only one vampire, but two. Unless, of course, that’s what you were striving toward.

The ability to stick to your word means nothing if you are indecisive about which metaphorical “word” you abide by the most. After all, you can’t ride two horses with one ass though your attempt to do so is quite hilarious albeit disgusting.

Note to Demetrius

eric—tate:

Dearest master,

Matthias told me to tell you to go screw yourself so here it is. Go screw yourself, fuckface. You’re an ass and I despise you. (It’s a long story don’t ask. I don’t mean any of this.)

Love Eric 

Pathetic…

estherautumn:

elijahbryson:

I - . I actually think I preferred the temporary servants.

These are all…

Creepy.

{Chuckles lightly} Don’t worry Elijah, you don’t have to see them if you don’t want to. They pretty much keep to themselves, especially Janus and Lares. But each room of the house has a bell that goes to the servant’s quarters, anytime of the day or night, if you need something then they’ll get it for you. And wait until you taste Lares’ cooking! He’s a master of food {She knows the effect her servants have on people, especially pets. But hopes that Elijah will come to tolerate them, in time}

[He was glad to hear that Janus kept to herself most of the time. Out of the three of them, she was the one that skeeved him out the most. He nodded softly as he listened to her before his eyebrows furrowed] …Am I allowed to go to the kitchen myself? I’m not too keen on others waiting on me. I’d prefer to have free access to everything. Unless… [he paused] …Is there anywhere on the estate I’m prohibited from going?